Be careful what you wish for… Abracadabra

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.

” Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband” said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and – abracadabra -Two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husband’s turn.

He thought for a moment and said: “Well this is all very romantic, but an pportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife who is 30 years younger than me”. The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish…

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and – abracadabra! –

The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story….. Men might be ungrateful idiots….

But fairies are… female.